Fly Like a Penguin (Parody of Fly Like an Eagle)

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo

I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll agree
Oh, Lord, cheated by evolution

Feed the chicks
With the fluid I excrete
Brood the children
Right between my feet
House our creatures
Livin' in the fleet
Oh, oh, there's a solution

I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll see
We only dive due to evolution

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo


I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll see
We only dive due to evolution

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo

Tied in Knots

Every now and then it feels like something wrong,
Laying out wondering why we don't belong,
Is it the way we talk or the way we dress,
That weighs us down with stress.

Whether the first or the latter,
It doesn't really matter,
For there are no misfits without a space,
They just try to fit in the wrong place.

Once upon a time we were apart,
Separated by state at the start,
But time cast us into the same play,
One fateful day.

Ever since I've played Romeo,
Planting roses in hopes they grow,
You looked like Juliet from first glance,
Here at this ball I ask you to dance.

I admit I get carried away,
So would anyone who felt this way,
I can't help but choke on my thoughts,
Because you have my heart tied in knots.

We'll Never Forget

All the time I end up here,
Looking for answers unclear,
To questions about what to do,
To bring my heart to you.

So I write you a poem,
In hopes that the tone,
Speaks to you past the surface,
That it brings a deeper purpose.

If it could get you to think,
This guy is pushing beyond the brink,
Placing these cocoons inside,
Hatching some butterflies.

Fluttering in your stomach,
Hopefully they come in thick,
To make you feel what I feel,
Show you that my love is real.

With the feeling I invested in stock,
So take that key and open my lock,
Within the chest I hope you find,
The heart you had in mind.

If it is you can safely rest,
I swear to you only the best,
In my arms you I'll keep,
While you can enjoy the sleep.

When a nightmare brings a warning,
Whatever lies beyond that morning,
Is a little later on,
With time all will be gone.

But you can't put a timer on what he have,
Because every smile tear and laugh,
Will never be stripped from our past,
And I promise that there will always be a new last.

And all the little things won't be forgot,
I'll tie our bouquet with a knot,
So as long as time will permit,
Our time together we'll never forget.

In the Cards

This isn't the first time nor is it the last,
This time it's not the same,
So many times I've been unable to surpass,
But I'm sure I can win this game.

You sat across from me,
Dealing out the cards;
I pick them up only to see,
All I have are hearts.

I see your diamonds in your eyes,
The red has filled our souls,
Right then and there I realize,
That it is you who has control;

Beating harder in my chest,
Hardly contained by my clothes,
Your allure has gotten my best,
It's what I wanted I suppose.

We lay down our cards and stand,
A flush on each side,
We have the same hand,
We get closer together tongue-tied.

I say "I'll never let you down,
If you never let me go",
Putting on your crown,
"I'll show you how I love you so.

When the days are cold,
And the air is ice,
I'll show you how I hold,
I hope my arms will suffice.

I'll lift you up high,
And show you the world,
I'm not perfect but I'll try,
If you will be my girl".

TRH

The hands have turned,
The times have changed;
Walls have burned,
Lives have been rearranged.

But even the mightiest of ships have sunk,
And the greatest towers have fallen;
While we may be stuck in a funk,
It won't stop me from calling.

For three years I've known you,
Almost as long I've been mesmorized,
Over time faith in you grew,
And I still can't believe my eyes.

To think you'd even give me the time of day,
Let alone be the best I could ever call my baby,
I'd go so far if I could get you to stay,
I'd give you reason to pick yes over maybe.

While you run away thinking you're doing a favor,
I won't give up on the girl who got me through,
For you're just the flavor I'd like to savor,
For the rest of my days, if only I could be with you.