Fly Like a Penguin (Parody of Fly Like an Eagle)

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo

I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll agree
Oh, Lord, cheated by evolution

Feed the chicks
With the fluid I excrete
Brood the children
Right between my feet
House our creatures
Livin' in the fleet
Oh, oh, there's a solution

I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll see
We only dive due to evolution

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo


I want to fly like a penguin
Into the sea
Fly like a penguin
To find my wings won't carry me
I want to fly like a penguin
And you'll see
We only dive due to evolution

I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo
I keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my igloo