Randolph the Black Pimp Reindeer

You know Manson and Stalin and Laden and Nixon,
Bonnie and Clyde and Dahmer and Simpson.
But do you recall,
A single infamous reindeer at all?

Randolph the black pimp reindeer,
Had so many fine does.
And if you ever saw them,
Your anatomy would grow.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to think that he was lame.
They all tried to cheat poor Randolph,
Never paying for his dames.

Then one cloudy summer eve,
Santa came to play.
"Randolph, Mrs. Claus ain't so tight,
Can I do one of your bitches tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
They gladly paid the fee,
Randolph the black pimp reindeer,
Now it hurts everyone to pee!